Fruit Bat | Toy / Sculpture

Fruit Bat | Toy / Sculpture

Regular price $80

I want a pet fruit bat for obvious reasons: 

 

-looks like a puppy?

-fruitarian

-cool looking skin wings

-hangs upside down

-crazy feet

 

but it would be a terrible idea for other obvious reasons:

 

-happier in groups of 15,000

-impossible to potty train and they rub their own pee on themselves

-that’s enough reasons for me

 

when sometimes I get sick of everybody’s horrible bullsh*t I try to remember how the world is full of impossibly cool stuff like fruit bats. and it’s ok that I can’t have one because we don’t have to possess something to enjoy it’s existance