Paintings

Toad of Constant Sorrow thought you was a toad. 

It’s a little known fact that Harry Houdini was actually a levitating werewolf. The rest of his act was total hogwash.

Let’s agree as a species that when we migrate to another planet I hope they have trees that grow ice cream.

I do this painting in protest of arithmetic.

Pretend that Bon Jovi’s ‘Livin’ on a Prayer’ is playing while looking at this. The chorus. 

I can’t stop painting Gilman trying to hold things. I feel like I should apologize for this.

It’s crazy that owls are even a thing that lives on Earth. Seriously, go look at pictures of them.

I don’t want to alarm you, but there are probably like 300 more of these crawling around somewhere close by.