I want a pet fruit bat for obvious reasons:
-looks like a puppy?
-fruitarian
-cool looking skin wings
-hangs upside down
-crazy feet
but it would be a terrible idea for other obvious reasons:
-happier in groups of 15,000
-impossible to potty train and they rub their own pee on themselves
-that’s enough reasons for me
when sometimes I get sick of everybody’s horrible bullsh*t I try to remember how the world is full of impossibly cool stuff like fruit bats. and it’s ok that I can’t have one because we don’t have to possess something to enjoy it’s existance
